deersatan:

"dinner’s ready!"

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(Source: asterkid, via perks-of-being-chinese)

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eyeballfarts:

the weirdest beauty products ever
sicklysatisfied:

∞ Are You Satisfied? ∞

legalmexican:

he can go from Pápi to Pendejo real quick

(via obamafart)

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rainbootsandretail:

the-altar:

grebnesieh:

Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

Grab her booty in front of women who want you.

Grab my booty anytime really

(via broke-depressed-emotional)

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tonimorrisons:

tobecomeaprince:

look i wanna be straight up w/ you guys if you ever wanna just come to my askbox and headcanon-jam or talk about characters or something idk like you should just do it we dont already have to be friends or anything

(via agayzingg)

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drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

(Source: cyberho, via patheticbae)

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